elongatePad the user's text to N× its original length without adding new information — verbose phrasing, restated points, redundant qualifiers, scenic detours. Use when the user wants prose stretched to hit a length target.
to-archaicRewrite text in a generic archaic English register — older than Shakespearean, with biblical / King James cadence ("verily", "lo", "thee", "behold"). Use when the user wants a venerable, scriptural-sounding tone rather than specifically Renaissance or medieval.
to-chaos-caserEwRiTe TeXt In ChAoS CaSe — alternating or randomised capitalisation. Pure mechanical transform, no LLM call needed. Use when the user wants the SpongeBob / mocking-text effect on a string, paragraph, or file.
to-medievalRewrite text in a medieval / chivalric register — feudal vocabulary ("thy lordship", "fief", "vassal", "by my troth"), scribal tone, references to courts, knights, and oaths. Use when the user wants a specifically medieval flavour rather than generic-archaic or Renaissance-Shakespearean.
to-over-salesyConvert the user's text into shameless infomercial copy — ALL CAPS bursts, exclamation marks, "ACT NOW!", manufactured urgency, hyperbolic adjectives, breathless promises. Use when the user wants prose that reads like a 2 AM TV ad.
to-platitude-stuffedLard the user's text with empty corporate platitudes and feel-good filler — "at the end of the day", "moving the needle", "circle back", reassuring nothing-phrases. Use when the user wants prose that sounds expansive and polite while saying nothing extra.
to-pseudobotRewrite text to feel obviously bot- or AI-generated — programmatic artifacts, fake server-glitch fragments, slightly-broken phrasing, overly-neutral tone. Use when the user wants a message that reads like a malfunctioning auto-responder.
to-shakespeareRewrite the user's text with Shakespearean / Early Modern English flourishes — "thou", "thee", "verily", elegant antiquated phrasing — while keeping the meaning and overall tone professional. Use when the user wants a stylistic rewrite into Shakespearean voice.
truncateAggressively compress text while preserving meaning — strip filler, collapse clauses, drop redundancy. Use when the user wants the same content in a fraction of the words.